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Selection of Blonde Jokes

Apologies if these jokes offend any blondes, but I'm sure you are capable of coming up with some 'brown haired' jokes. - Email them to me if you do!

CHOCOLATE MOUSE

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate mouse??

100 - 1 to stir the pot and 99 to peel the Smarties

SUICIDAL BLONDES

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a building. The brunette got there first. -

-Why

The blonde stopped to ask directions

BLONDES TURNING INTO COMPUTER NERDS

How do you know that a blonde has worked on the computer?

-There was Tippex on the screen

BLONDES DOING STRANGE THINGS

Why did the blonde climb onto the roof of the the house?

- Someone said the drinks are on the house